– Red Lobster has the best bread. – It’s all about Red Lobster – My mom’s bread is the best. – Outback Steakhouse. – It is? – Yes it is, I love it so much,
it’s so good, and I see it. – [Voiceover] Do you have any butter? No? Not a little bit? – Brown means healthier, right? – That’s so true. – There’s like, bread that
you eat the inside out of. – Mhm, this is it. – This is good! I don’t discriminate, if
you put bread in front of me I will always eat it. – It’s like not dripping
in any sort of oil and I wish it was. – I’ll give it a five. – Wow, you have high standards here. – Bro, we’re talking about bread. – No, I don’t like raisins in things ’cause you think it’s
chocolate and then it’s not. – That’s true right. – It’s the rudest surprise. – Oh, that one’s really good. – It has carrots in it, I
hate carrots, but I like this. – But you know what,
maybe it’s like healthy but it’s actually good healthy. – This is a breakfast bread. – You’re like, Mom why
are you giving me this this is something Grandma would eat. – I’m getting a little oil on my fingers. – You could probably like just put that underneath your eyes. – It’s a lip balm. You get lip balm afterwards! (both laugh) – ♫ We know what this is,
unlimited bread sticks ♫ – Woah, is it Olive Garden. – It looks like it would
be, like, somewhat good but it just was disappointing. – Mmm, makes me think of
arguments with my parents. We always argue at Olive Garden. – I feel like I remember
it being so much better. – Flavor: nine, bread itself: three. – This brown one looks good. – You and the brown ones. – Woo! It’s my favorite
bread in the world, baby! This is, I believe,
the Outback Steakhouse. – Oh, okay. – [Woman] Nope.
– [Man] Nope. – [Woman] Nope.
– [Man] No. – That was a pleasant surprise. – I’d say that was absolutely a surprise. – I think I know what to
expect but, whoa this is heavy. – Wow. – Ooh, I like this. – This is huge. – Oh my God. – The yeastiness on it,
that sounds really gross– – Girl, put it in your mouth. – I was never a fan of this type of bread. – I mean, Winnie the Pooh would love it. – Oh my God. – Oh my God, it’s like
a orgasm in your mouth. – To me this is perfect. – I’m so excited for this last one. (sings) – [Woman] Mhm?
– [Man] Mhm. – [Woman] Mhm? – [Man] Mhm.
(woman laughs) (woman laughs)
(man moans happily) – I have to go on a
run or something later. – Back where I’m from used to
sneak this into their purses. – Everyone does. – Oh, really? Okay, people
would put ’em in their purses. – Everyone does. – Bread heaven. – Breaven. – It doesn’t need butter. – No, it has butter in it. Look at the little pieces of butter. – They like inject it. – Mhm. (imitates injecting butter) (both moan happily) – Red Lobster. – Texas Roadhouse. – This was my favorite for sure. – Like, without butter, this
was a surprise contender. Kicked everybody else’s ass – It’s so good. – And it didn’t need butter. – Red Lobster. – Red Lobster, don’t eat the lobster. Just eat these, that’s
all you need to eat. – Red Lobster. Yeah, let’s pretend like
we’re all surprised. (laughs) – I just really love carbs a lot. – I love carbs too. – I just love them so much. – No, me too, and it’s like
wrong, it’s like wrong… – You know what, it can’t, something that feels so
right cannot be wrong.