Taco Math – SNL

Taco Math – SNL


>>>SO YEAH, I MEAN THE HOLIDAYS
WERE FUN. BUT I’M READY TO BE BACK IN L.A.
AND I’M READY TO KILL IT THIS NEW YEAR.
>>WOW, YEAH. I HAVE SUCH A GOOD FEELING ABOUT
2018. I’VE ALREADY STARTED READING A
BOOK. MY RESOLUTION WAS TO EXPAND MY
MIND.>>OH MY GOD.
SO WAS MINE. I’M LIKE A WEEK INTO THIS
BRAINWORK APP I DOWNLOADED. IT’S JUST LIKE 30 SECONDS A DAY
OF MATH, TEN SECONDS OF A WORD SEARCH AND 20 SECONDS OF SHAPES.
IT’S LIKE ONE MINUTE A DAY. AND I’M ALREADY SMARTER.
>>THAT’S AMAZING. THOSE APPS ARE REALLY — THEY
WORK.>>YEAH.
>>HEY LADIES, HAVE YOU DECIDED WHAT YOU WANTED?
>>YES. I’M GOING TO HAVE A BEAN TOSTADA
AND A CHICKEN TACO.>>TACOS ARE BUY ONE GET ONE
FREE. SO YOU WANT ANOTHER TACO?
IT’S FREE>>I MEAN I MIGHT WASTE IT.
BUT OKAY. I’LL JUST GET ANOTHER CHICKEN
TACO.>>OKAY.
AND FOR YOU?>>I’LL HAVE A CHEESE ENCHILADA
AND A HARD SHELL BEEF TACO.>>YOU GUYS COULD DO THAT TACO
DEAL TOGETHER THEN.>>WAIT, WHAT?
>>SHE COULD HAVE YOUR TACO.>>DID YOU WANT A BEEF TACO?
>>NO, I WANTED CHICKEN.>>YEAH.
SHE WOULD BE GETTING YOUR FREE ONE.
>>BUT SHE WANTED BEEF.>>I ORDERED A HARD SHELL BEEF
TACO.>>YEAH, YOU WOULD GET HER FREE
ONE.>>WAIT, I’M SO CONFUSED.
>>ME TOO.>>YOU KNOW WHAT?
DON’T WORRY ABOUT IT. I’LL JUST PULL IT IN.
AND WE’LL WORK IT OUT FROM THERE.
>>NO, WAIT. LET ME JUST THINK.
CAUSE I’M TRYING TO USE MY BRAIN MORE.
OH, I GET IT. OKAY.
BUT I’M GETTING TWO CHICKEN, ARE YOU COOL WITH A CHICKEN TACO?
>>THAT’S LIKE THE ONE MEAT I FEEL BAD ABOUT.
I HAD A PET CHICKEN WHEN I WAS LITTLE.
AND WE WERE REALLY CLOSE. BUT IF I HAVE TO —
>>NO NO NO. YOU DON’T HAVE TO.
YOU CAN STILL GET BEEF.>>I’M LIKE SO CONFUSED.
WAIT, I CAN DO THIS. HOLD ON.
YOU WANT BEEF?>>USUALLY I WOULD.
BUT I ATE ALL OF THIS RAW HAMBURGER LAST WEEKEND.
AND I GOT REALLY SICK.>>WHY DID YOU DO THAT?
>>I WAS BEING FUNNY. BUT I HAVE BEEN THROWING UP BEEF
FOR DAYS. I FEEL BAD.
I CAN GET BEEF. I MIGHT NOT KEEP IT DOWN.
>>NO, YOU DO NOT HAVE TO GET BEEF.
YOU CAN STICK WITH YOUR ORIGINAL CHICKEN.
>>OH MY GOD. I NEED MY APP FOR THIS.
THIS IS IT.>>OH, CUTE OWL.
>>YEAH, THAT IS CORNELIUS. HE BRINGS ME MY HOMEWORK, BUT HE
ACTUALLY PRETTY COOL.>>LADIES, YOU KNOW WHAT?
I CAN –>>EXCUSE ME.
WE GOT THIS.>>ALRIGHT.
SO IF THE BLUE SQUARE IS A CHICKEN TACO, AND THE RED CAR IS
THE BEEF TACO –>>THEN THE FREE TACO WOULD
BE — I DON’T KNOW.
>>OKAY, YOU GUYS. IT’S EASY.
YOU’RE GETTING HER FREE TACO. SO IT’S LIKE YOU NEVER ORDERED.
>>BUT I DID ORDER. I WAS HERE.
DID YOU NOT WRITE IT DOWN?>>OH MY GOD.
NO.>>HI, I’M SORRY.
I COULDN’T HELP BUT OVERHEAR EVERYTHING YOU HAVE BEEN SAYING,
AND I NEED FOR IT TO STOP. SO I’M GOING TO GO AHEAD AND PAY
FOR YOUR FOOD SO ALL OF THE TACOS ARE FREE.
>>NO, ONLY ONE OF THEM IS FREE.>>THANK YOU.
AND THIS IS ALSO A PRIVATE CONVERSATION.
>>OH MY GOD.>>YOU KNOW, WE ACTUALLY MIGHT
NEED ANOTHER MINUTE WITH THE FOOD.
>>YEAH.>>OKAY, THEN CAN I GET YOUR
DRINKS, TWO FOR ONE MARGARITAS.>>WE CAN’T DRINK.
WE’RE PERFORMING THIS SURGERY AFTER THIS.
>>YEAH, WE’RE SURGEONS.>>WHAT?
YOU TWO ARE SURGEONS?>>YOU THINK WOMEN CAN’T BE
SURGEONS?>>NO.
>>LET’S GET OUT OF HERE. YEAH.
>>NO NO NO.

100 Replies to “Taco Math – SNL

  1. They should've done a follow up where they complained, and he tried to explain it to his boss(who is just like them)

  2. These to bitches remind me so much of what it might be like going out having dinner with the Kardashians lol

  3. I know people that speak like this! They are actually quite intelligent, but their conversations leave a completely different impression 🙂

  4. I can relate to this. I used to work as a stocker at a grocery store, and had to deal with people like this on the daily, asking stupid questions like, "What aisle are the oreos in?" even though she was standing in the fucking cookie aisle

  5. I hate it when people use the race or sex card, you say anything even slightly rude and there they use it.

  6. Okay but this guy sucks at explaining it. Come on man. Say they can switch the meat of the free taco.

  7. Why do white woman act this way? I used to drive for Uber/Lyft and every white woman talked this way

  8. This sketch was hilarious and perfectly sums up what white women are like today. I am white and no longer date white women because of this, lol.

  9. But surgeons are not bad at math… We basically still have to leran math till high school.. And I have math as extra subject in intermediate.. So Im very good at math.. 😂. But still this is funny sketch

  10. I literally had this conversation yesterday with a customer with the taco being replaced with a 40% off coupon.

  11. S T O P. RA P E I N G. B a B I E S
    Sweet / the more A's the more time// i bet / i could so happen/ yeah sure / …haaa/ taco math …and shapes

  12. Me:
    How about this. I’ll charge one of 1 thing and you split the check, it’ll be have the price. Done

  13. the funniest thing about this piece of shit skit is that they were not even acting. it's way past time to put lorne michaels down. oh yeah and NO women should not be allowed to be surgeons.

  14. It's kind of a slow burn, but even if it didnt work it's nice to see an old-school sketch about how women are bad at math.

  15. The only thing that differs from reality is that although they’re stupid,they’re still nice people(just very stupid)

  16. If the blue square is the chicken taco and the red car is the beef taco, then the free taco is…. Star 🌟 Fish 🐟. The free taco equals Starfish.

    They're just your modern-day, pathetic, app using 🌮 taco loving ♥️ Satanic, surgical, Lesbians. Cornelius gets me my home work too.

  17. If you’ve ever worked in food, y’all already know this is exactly how people order. This skit is so funny, and 100% accurate 🤣🤣🤣

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