Hey! Oh hey Chris! What’re you up to? I’m just making some salsa. Why are you using a rock to make it? This isn’t a rock I mean, technically it is but It’s called a molcajete. Which is a cooking tool to smash food. Oh I see But you know it 2018 right? We have this thing called a blender. I know what a blender is Chris but when it comes to making salsa It always tastes way better when you make it with a molcajete. So you’re telling me preparing food with a stone like a savage is better than using a blender? Look I put up with a lot of stupid things you say but disrespecting molcajetes is something I will not tolerate! Okay, sorry! Apology not accepted So… What are you going to eat it with? Everything Mexican households usually have salsa readily available because we eat it with pretty much every meal. This one is actually my favorite one. Salsa al Molcajete Wait so there’s different types? Yeah There’s a lot Salsa roja, salsa verde Salsa de aguacate Pico de gallo and dozens of others! And they all vary in taste and spiciness. Is this one spicy? I mean, for me it isn’t, but for a gringo like you Probably. What do you mean a gringo like me? Well there was this one time I gave some to a friend. Wait Don’t eat this. I’m pretty sure you can’t handle it. Relax I eat spicy food all the time. A maa I think I need the Vick’s! And after that happened I never heard from him again Okay but your friend probably had other health issues I highly doubt the spiciness made him pass out. Believe what you want but Mexicans don’t play when it comes to our salsa. You know what? Let me try it. Umm I don’t know. C’mon I eat hot sauce at Taco Bell all the time. I’m pretty sure I can handle spiciness. Alright if you Say so Oh this isn’t that bad. What’s wrong is it too spicy? No It’s not spicy at all. Are you sure? Okay! This is really spicy! I warned you. It feels like I licked the devil’s armpit! Why is it so spicy!? It’s not at all This is lightweight. I hate to break it to you Chris but your tastebuds just can’t handle Mexican especia Okay I’m much better now. You don’t look better. I’m okay. Poor gringo.