Heavy’s Odd Fastfood Experience

Heavy’s Odd Fastfood Experience


*Ringing* MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE KA – BOOM! Woohoohooo! AH! Didn’t hurt! (BONUS DUCKS) (cart pushing sounds) Wa-ha! Woohoo! Look at me, ma! *Scout laughs, accompanied by glass breaking and whatnot* *Cartoonish “tweee~” as Scout finds his lunch* SANDWICHES! NOM! Numnumnum… Woohoohoo! *Sounds of radio flipping through channels* (suitable channel found) *Car starts* *Chuckles* *continued giggling* I can see my BasesaB from here! *giggling* You seein’ this? (weeeeeee) GOTTA GO FAST! Suddenly SCP 173 Y o u ‘ r e l i k e a c a r c r a s h i n s l o w m o t i o n ! BOOOOOOOOM! *snorts* HEHEH! Ha! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Hoh-hohohoh! Heavy! OH! Hoh! *pls* *N O* Yo, you get my job! *Jutsu Vanish* Heheh HAHAHAHAHAHAH! Wut? Heavy! Hoh? Go! Yes! Ha! POHOHOHOHO! *chop* Haha! *Balloon inflation noise* WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
emsitooP! And this… Move gear fo- OOHHH NOOOO!! *Louis snorts* Pills! HAH- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *…Very slowly.* Aaaaugh! *Louis_reversed_demonic_laughter.mp4* Nomnomnomomnom! *heavy’s hand is fixed!* Hah! Huaagh?! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! INCOMING! *charges*
aAAAAAAHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHH Oough! *battle cry silences slowly*
Haaagh… aaugh… *Defeated* *Louis got 520 EXP* for winning!*
(*E.X.tra P.ills) NOMNOMNOM! *bone snap sound* *humming*
AAAaaaahhhh… *glass chewing sounds* Hoough..~ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHHHHHHHHWEDGEIJ(UE#WIDJQ*(WU#@*(42345T6YGFGHYU765478UYGB AHHHHHHHHHH! *Gasp* Aahh! AHHHHHHHHWEDGEIJ(UE#WIDJQ*(WU#@*( AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. Hah-
Aaagh.. Arrrghhh.. Aaaghh.. AAAAAGGHH.. AaaaAAAAAHHHHH FIRE, FIRE, FIRE!! I. AM. ON. FIRRRRRRRRRE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Dead! OH! TELEPORTING! DONE! Soldier?
???????????????? Hmm? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *Sentry spawn sound followed by minigun noises* Oh! Hehehehahahahaha *pan BANG* HooOOooOoough! Gaaah! *Tackle* Hah… SQUCH! Give me the French Fries! NO! *boom* Zhat was not medicine! Of course! Medicine! No NO NO ! AHHHHHHHHHHHH! Wooooooo!
*pained grunt* *BASH* Demoman: Need a sent-
*BOOM* DAHHH! *KA-BOOM* DAHHHHHHHHHHHH! OHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Mach Schnell!
AHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Help! AHHHHHHHHHH!
Some assistance, please!? Hah.. OH! AHAHAHAHAHA! Ha! *Piss Launcher!* Hold still! Haugh. JRATE!
Ha-ha! Spoy: My suit…
JRATE X2 Hoough.. *catsmack at 120mph* Ow! *Whipcrack* *UBERCHARGE!*
AAAAAAA-HAH-HAH-HAH–! OUGH!
AAUGH! AAaaaaaAAGH! Yippee- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! AAAAAAAAAA!
AAAAAAAAAA! Here’s what I have that you have. A functioning liver! haaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! KA-BOOM! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! Dah! WAAAAAAAAA! BAAAAD! No! Ha! Ha-ha-HA! GO! Yes. Hoho. Ha-ha.. *bet you didn’t see that coming>:3c* HAHAHAHAHA! Awkward. AHHH! OUF! HAHAHAHA! OooooOOOOooo Thiswillbethelasttimeyouseeme, AHAHAH! I feel tres bon! *Whipcrack x2* Access Denied. Access Denied. A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A.. Personnel. *Tank inbound* HAHAHAHHAHAH! *reversed_laughter.mp4* *Reversed “MISSION ACCOMPLISHED! YES!”* *Reversed laughter continues* *Laughter of Victory* Oh no… *ROAR* RAHHHHHHHH! The engineer is a PIE! Huh?! RAHHHHHHH! HAHAHAHHAHHAH! Ough! RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHNYADA
AHHHHHHH! NOT GOOD- *Happy tank roar* *squish sound* Fwoosh! Alright.. yeah.. th- no that’s a pretty good job! *thud* *Spaaps laugh* Hooh ho! Hoh!
AHHHHHHHHH! MINE! Hahhahahahaha! *Multiple clone of him laughing and running away*

100 Replies to “Heavy’s Odd Fastfood Experience

  1. When I was trying to do the same thing as heavy when he picked up that knife it landed on my hand and I’m in the hospital by the way this took eight hours to type

  2. -Heavy comes back to exploded restaurant

    -Random sniper is still alive and is waiting for him

    -Sniper: It’s the pizza boi

  3. Ghgf&crrcrfv k. 📮🕳🎊🎏🎊bb HvVg uyg6*/🧫🛍🛒🖼📩🛒🖼🎎🎎😁gyb😂🥰😃🙂😋ih’87(/😇👾👉👇👇☝️👇👌💩👌👉😇😃=tfV

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