Food Fight: Fast Food Burgers in the Philippines

Food Fight: Fast Food Burgers in the Philippines


Cleo: Burger! Burger! Burger! Burger! Katrin: Mmmmmm! The sauce alone. Jai: The smell alone. Katrin: This smell is like armpit but it’s like the best. Jazz: Mmmm… Jazz: It’s delicious! I like the taste. Jomerr: Aaaah! Aaaah!!! Jomerr: I know this! Jomerr: It’s a bit dry. Julz: It compliments the… Jomerr: with the… Julz: With its… Jomerr: …its patty that’s… Julz: …it’s patty at the same time its… Jomerr: …that’s… Jomerr: …quite flavored and salty. Cleo: Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm! Cleo: Langhap Sarap!
(Jollibee tagline) Mark: From the smell, from the mayo or ketchup… Cleo: …to the patty to the bun. Jomerr: At least their bread is not totally dry. Julz: You can taste the pepper. Cleo: Wow! Mayo at ketchup that’s why it’s pinkish. Katrin: It’s peppery that’s why it’s familiar. Jai: It has no aroma guys. Julz: The bun is good. Katrin: It’s like ham. Jai: It’s like it has no meat! Mark: McDo? Cleo: No. Jai: What gave it flavor is it’s sauce. Katrin: The sauce. Jai: It’s the mayo! The mayo! Jomerr: There are instances wherein the pepper overpowers the flavor. Julz: Yes, that’s why you lose the beefy flavor. Right? Jomerr: Mmmmm *agreeing Mark: Aye! This color alone and I knew already. Cleo: And the smell. Jazz: No sauce! JM: Ah, familiar! Jazz: Perhaps they forgot! JM: It’s a dry patty. Julz: It has the thickest… Jomerr: Patty! Jomerr: Are you sure it’s beef patty? Julz: It’s like ham! Julz: I don’t understand the taste. Cleo: It’s patty is thicker. Mark: Yeah! Katrin: It has no sauce! Julz: It’s like I’m not eating burger. Julz: It’s like I’m eating corned beef. Jomerr: It’s filling to the stomach. Jai: I taste nothing from this. Katrin: As in! Jai: It’s tasteless. Jai: It has a very sad life. Jai: It’s lifeless guys! Katrin: This one is yet to discover Lord. Katrin: It’s empty and it has no flavor in life. But: But in all fairness it’s patty… Katrin: It’s thick! Jai: …is thick. Jomerr: This one uses cheap quality bread. Julz: You’re yet to taste it. You’re so judgemental. Jomerr: You can see it! Julz: Let’s try it first. JM: It’s bloody, right? Jazz: Like it was gunned down. Julz: It’s hard to look for the patty. Julz: You have to dig it. Julz: Where is it? Jazz: It’s dry bro. Jazz: And its patty is quite salty. Katrin: It really smells like meat. Jai: It has very meaty smell. Katrin: Meaty, right? Jai: It has lots of flour. Katrin: It’s very delicious. Cleo: It’s as wrinkly as my great-grandfather. Jai: I can clearly taste pork from this. Jomerr: Its bread is quite soggy. Jomerr: I’m not happy with what I’m eating. Julz: Mer, if you’re broke this is good enough. Cleo: Mmm? I like it. Mark: Typical burger. Cleo: Okay, Angel’s. Mark: For sure Angel’s. Cleo: Minute Burger Mark: Minute Burger Cleo: McDo, Jollibee Mark: Nooooo! MINUTE BURGER! Cleo: Let’s see! Mark: Minute Burger EnjoyPinas: Cleo is right. Mark: WHAAAAT!!! Cleo: Who run the world… EnjoyPinas: Girls! Jazz: Angel’s Burger. JM: Same. Jazz: Copycat! Jazz: McDo Jazz: Minute Burger Jazz: This is Jollibee. JM: This is Minute, this Jolli… ah! McDo. EnjoyPinas: Jazz got it all right. JM: Aaah! Really!? Jazz: Don’t mention it. Jazz: It’s a small thing. Jomerr: For me… Minute Burger. Julz: I’m sure this is Minute Burger Jomerr: This one is Angel’s. Julz: Yup, this is Angel’s. Jomerr: Angels Burger’s patty is not like ground beef. Jomerr: It’s more like ham. Julz: It’s like… Jomerr: I believe this is Jollibee and this is McDo. Julz: No, Jollibee is this one. Julz: This is McDo. EnjoyPinas: Julz is right with Jollibee only. EnjoyPinas: The farthest left is Angel. Julz: This is Angel? Jomerr: This is Angel? Julz: Oh my god! Sorry Angel! Jomerr: What, so you mean this one is? EnjoyPinas: McDo Julz: This is Mcdo. Jomerr: This is McDo? Julz: McDo, my god! Jomerr: What! How? Julz: Actually, I’m not a fan of… fan of pan (bread). Julz: It taste like pan. Julz: I’m not a fan of McDo. Jomerr: What the! What happened to McDo? Jomerr: Why is the patty like this? Jomerr: This is Minute? EnjoyPinas: You devoured the Minute. Jomerr: Woaah! Julz: Woaah! Jai: Jollibee, Minute Burger, McDo… Angel’s Julz: Jollibee! Jomerr: For me, I prefer the first one! Jazz: I find Jollibee delicious. JM: Mine’s McDo. Katrin: It’s instantly the favorite of many. Jai: Yeah! Jai: Solid Jollibee! Cleo: Perfect. I love this. Jollibee! Mark: Bida ang saya! (Jollibee tagline) Jai: Okay! This one. Katrin: Okay! EnjoyPinas: Jazz is right! Jazz: Bida ang McDo!? JM: The bun is so wrinkly! JM: It’s frowning! Jazz: This one… it’s like it’s suffering something. JM: It has lots of problem! Mark: Minute Angel! Mark: Oh! Sorry! Cleo: Oh my! Mark: Cut! Cut! Jai: Since birth. Since birth? Jai: Jollibee since birth. Jai: I grew up with this burger. Jazz: Put it on slow-mo! Jazz: Add some stars! JM: Add hearts! Jazz: I love you my loves! Julz: It’s like my neighbor who owes me money! Julz: His face is as thick as this. Jomerr: Look at this. Have you seen bread like this? Julz: My god! It’s dual purpose! Julz: See that one, it’s like a fan! Jazz: Let me show my dimple. Jazz: It’s a waste not to show my dimple. JM: I have a dimple but improvised. Jazz: Did you notice anything bro? Jomerr: It’s so wet! Julz: Yes, it’s wet. It’s wet like our mouth, so wet. Jomerr: But at the same time… um… um… Jomerr: I didn’t enjoy the burger. Julz: I’m not asking if you enjoyed the burger! Jomerr: No! Julz: What we’re asked to do is taste the burgers.

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