Big Block of Cheese Day Is Back

Big Block of Cheese Day Is Back


Josh Earnest: Please
stop calling. Bradley Whitford:
Hey, it’s me. Josh Earnest: Okay, good, I
thought it was Malina again. He won’t stop calling and
asking for Jay Carney. Josh Malina: Why won’t
he return my calls? I thought we
were friends. Josh Earnest: Oh no. Bradley Whitford: We
called because we wanted to talk to you about Big
Block of Cheese Day. Josh Malina:
Second annual. Mary, you on? Mary McCormack:
Cheese me. Josh Earnest:
Who’s that? Mary McCormack:
Mary McCormack. National Security Advisor? Bradley Whitford: Well,
you played one on TV. Josh Malina:
Shall we start? Dulé Hill: Good idea. Josh Earnest: What
is happening here? Richard Schiff: Is
this making you blue? Because blue is also
a type of cheese. Josh Earnest: Guys,
I’m really busy. Josh Malina: Look,
Josh, back in the day, Andrew Jackson trucked in
a two-ton block of cheese and put it in the foyer
of the White House. Bradley Whitford: Yeah, I
don’t think they had trucks. Richard Schiff: It was a
big event so the President could talk to citizens about
what was on their minds. Josh Earnest: I know this. I watched “The West Wing.” Plus, we did this last year. Dulé Hill: We think the
White House should have a Big Block of Cheese
Day, but on the internet. Mary McCormack: BYOC —
Bring Your Own Cheese. Josh Earnest:
I’m on board. We did this last year. Allison Janney: We want it
to be “feta” than last year. Josh Malina: Is
that Janney? Allison Janney: You
“feta” believe it. (laughter) Josh Earnest: We’re
already doing the Second Annual Big
Block of Cheese Day. We’ll have senior White House
officials online answering questions from anybody
that wants to ask. Bradley Whitford:
So, like, Reddit? Josh Earnest: Yeah, but
without the weird stuff. Martin Sheen: Hit
me with the hashtag. What’s the hashtag
going to be? Josh Earnest: We’re
using #asktheWH. Who asked that? Mr. Sheen. Martin Sheen: You
“feta” believe it. Mary McCormack: Jesus. Martin Sheen: All right,
I know Allison already used “feta” but limburger
doesn’t appear to me. Hello?

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