[music] WAITRESS: There you go.
MARIO: Thank you. SONYA: Thanks. So, what are you going to have?
MARIO: Cheese omelette looks good. SONYA: Hmm. Yeah, it does, but I think I’m
going to have the soup and sandwich special.
WAITRESS: Can I take your order? MARIO: Could I have the cheese omelette and
a salad? And do you have any Thousand Island dressing?
WAITRESS: No. I’m sorry, we don’t. Would you like French dressing
instead?’ MARIO: Yes, thank you.
SONYA: Do you have any chicken noodle soup? WAITRESS: Yes, we do.
SONYA: Oh, great. Okay. Well, I will have the chicken noodle soup and an
egg salad sandwich, please. WAITRESS: Anything to drink?
SONYA: I’ll have a coffee. MARIO: I’ll have some, too.
SONYA: Oh, excuse me! WAITRESS: Yes?
SONYA: Could we get some water as well, please? WAITRESS: Water? No problem.
SONYA: [Looks at her watch] So, how long do we have for lunch?
MARIO: I have to be back in about half an hour. SONYA: Well, I hope the service is fast.
MARIO: The place isn’t very full. SONYA: Right.
[Later] MARIO: Service sure is slow.
SONYA: Oh, here she comes. WAITRESS: Here we go, one soup.
SONYA: Thanks. Oh, excuse me. Could I get some crackers for my soup,
please? WAITRESS: Sure, right away.
MARIO: How’s the soup? SONYA: It needs some salt.
MARIO: Oh, here. There isn’t any. SONYA: I’ll ask her.
WAITRESS: And here’s your omelette and the sandwich. [To Sonya] Is
everything okay? SONYA: Could we get some salt, please?
WAITRESS: Sure. SONYA: And also some crackers?
WAITRESS: No problem. MARIO: I don’t believe this.
SONYA: What’s the problem? WAITRESS: Salt and crackers.
MARIO: Excuse me. Could I get a fork? WAITRESS: Oh.
MARIO: And we still didn’t get our water. WAITRESS: I’ll get it right away.
SONYA: Oh, and I need a napkin, please. WAITRESS: Sure thing.
SONYA: [Looks at her watch] I don’t think we’re going to make this in
half an hour. MARIO: Well, we’re not going to if I have
to wait for a fork. SONYA: Well here, use mine. I don’t need it.
MARIO: Thanks. This restaurant is terrible. SONYA: Well, your omelette looks good.
MARIO: There isn’t any cheese in my cheese omelette.
SONYA: No way! There’s got to be some. MARIO: Well, there isn’t any. Look!
SONYA: Okay. Well, all right. Complain to the waitress.
MARIO: Miss! Miss! WAITRESS: Is everything all right?
MARIO: Well, no! We still don’t have our water. I had to borrow my
friend’s fork, and this cheese omelette doesn’t have any cheese in
it at all. WAITRESS: Oh. Sorry. I’ll return it to the
kitchen. MARIO: Never mind. My lunch hour is over.
Could you just bring the bill, please!
WAITRESS: Right away. MARIO: [To himself] Right away, right.
SONYA: Next time, I choose the restaurant. Okay?