Addicted to RASPADOS

Addicted to RASPADOS

My name’s Ramon and I’m proud to say that I’m addicted to raspados! A lot of people say that raspados aren’t healthy for you But if that was true, how I’m I still alive? I currently average about 156 brain freezes a day My doctor did inform me that that there may be some long-term health consequences due to the brain freezes, but what does he know? He’s been hospitalized 20 times, this past month. We’ve tried everything to stop his addiction But he doesn’t listen. I honestly don’t know how he’s still alive. Since I eat raspados so much I’ve pretty much had every flavor so to keep things interesting for me I’ve had to resort to creating my own flavors. Behind this door is what I like to call my ‘Flavor Lab’. This is where I have Bio students from the local university away I mean, intern for me, creating new flavors. Can I go home now? You can’t go home until you create a new flavor, you know this already! Come on man, I’ve created over 200 new flavors for you already what more do you want? Sorry about that, he’s a little weird. Shutup, no dinner! I just want to go home! Throughout all my years of consuming raspados I’ve found another use of the syrup Not only is it delicious, but it also cleans! I use it for everything. To do the dishes, clothes, and I even use it as a body wash also. I’ve found raspados to be a great exfoliator so I make sure to rub it on my skin at least twice a day. When I went to the dentist last year I found out I had 4 cavities and it got me thinking If I’m brushing my teeth with toothpaste and I have 4 cavities then obviously, it’s not working. So ever since then I’ve been brushing my teeth with some raspado syrup! All you need is a little bit. So just get to work. There’s nothing I love more than the sound of scraping ice for raspados. It just sounds so relaxing. My raspado addiction has messed up my tastebuds over time. Any other food just tastes so bland to me now. So I’ve had to adapt. One of my favorite meals is the Big Mac with raspados combo. Now I know what you’re thinking, Ramon that sounds disgusting. But trust me.. It’s delicious. I think my addiction to raspados is perfectly normal. Anyone that has ever had a raspado can back me up when I say it’s one of the 9 Wonders of the World. I mean, this alone can create World peace. This is about 10 pounds of 100% raspado delight. Now before you ask, yes I have ate this before. Multiple times actually. I usually bring this bad boy out around Holidays, Birthdays, and pretty much every weekend. Raspados have given me purpose in life. The syrup runs through my veins. And you can’t spell raspados without ‘dos’ and it’s us ‘dos’ forever.

100 Replies to “Addicted to RASPADOS

  1. Do you know how to stop a brain freeze you know there's a upper jaw the overdraw. Have feels like there's a hole in it well that connects to the brain can you you have to put your tongue up at your upper jaw and then we'll start the brain freeze just wait a couple seconds and done now you can eat a bunch of frozen treats without getting a brain freeze😎👌

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